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This update is full of things. Thing 1: Animation. I did some. It was for a competition called "Way out West". The animation is also called that. CLICKING HERE WILL SHOW YOU IT. Thing 2: Gallery. I updated it. It has been updated. Updated in THIS BIT. The new pictures were all hand drawn, but digitally edited. For now, they are in the sketches section. I must remember to change the gallery so they have a proper home and Thing 3: It's been today for 6 minutes so I'm going to sleep. You should to. Even if it isn't late when you're reading this, it might be wise to pretend, that way if a psycho/underground fish-man comes in he'll think you're already dead. You can never be too careful. 15th... 16th November '08
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| Dah-Danana-na na NAAAAAH! | ||
Hey gang! You know what time it is? It's 11:00 and I have jury duty tomorrow so sit down and eat your fucking cereal. And if by cereal I mean animation, then yes! Eat my animation!
The idea behind this animation began life in South Korea at the Ganueng International Arts Festival, where I was representing Australia with my dear friend Julian. We stayed in a University along with the representatives from each country. One of the American representatives was a man called Anthony, from Georgia. Julian and I hadn't encountered hillbillies in real life before, but from what we'd heard, they were deadly. The toilets in Korea were fairly strange, so we considered looking for others in the university late at night when Koreans wouldn't watch us and pretend it's normal like they do when foreigners are around. But we decided otherwise, due to the fear that this Anthony chap would appear in the dark and devour our legs. And a lot of other stuff. This is the story of one of Anthony's victims. 16th October '08
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| Hello there, pretty lady. | ||
Sorry that the updates in early September never happened, I've been frantically working on this new animation ever since my return. I'm not going to give much away, but I will say that it is the longest animation I've ever done. All the same, it's on the way, and thank you all for your concerned emails. Just because you're all so lovely, I've fancied up the website heading. And I've heard a lot of praise for the old logo, so do not fear, he shall be returning in other places once I update the rest of the site. But as for now, I need to complete this current project for your viewing pleasure. Until then, arrivederci, and death to the infidels. 1st October '08
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| Customs officers don't like me. | ||
As promised, the gallery has been fancified setup-wise before my departure to South Korea for the 'Ganueng International Arts Festival for People who are Awesome'. However, said departure is in 2 hours, so the content shall not be fixed until my return. I'm fairly busy and won't be home much until some time early September, so new animations may be a while coming. In the meantime, you should probably become addicted to antihistamines, and rewatch all of the Muppets movies. And plant a tree. Then burn all the other trees. Cheerio! 30th July '08
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| The Ood are hardcore. | ||
Yes, they certainly are. I slapped this together a few weeks ago, and I decided to post it in honour of 'the planet of the ood', which just aired for the first time in Australia earlier this evening. Well, it probably isn't this evening, unless you are reading this post on the evening it was posted. Which, when you compare the number of hits I get in 3 hours, to the amount I get ever, considering how often I update the site, and how often I send old posts to 'previous posts', and to how often 'previous posts' are viewed, It's more likely that you are viewing this at a time different to 'this evening'. And they lived happily ever after. In other news, this disturbing cut scene from The 1988 arcade game 'The New Zealand Story' was recently recovered, and is causing quite a stir.
Most amazing is the name of my website up in the corner. They were promoting the site 19 years before it existed. That is pretty sweet. I should have a lot of attention from nuns now, just like the mushrooms that look like Jesus. They're into that sort of stuff. Finally, I'm leaving for Korea on the 30th of the month and year this was posted, and will be in and out of not-foreign land until sometime in september. There is a rather large animation I am working on at current (based on real events, and that many have been anticipating because someone is going to break me for making it), so I might take time off that for a smaller animation before I depart. And if not, then I'll update the gallery to make up for it. Or I'll cut my skin off and sell it to someone from Morocco. But I was going to do that anyway. 20th July '08 |
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| Healthy competition. | ||
I was browsing around on the internet the other day, when I stumbled across a website called 'youtube.com'. It was pretty ok, but then I noticed something unusual- it had more views than aardvarkbutter.com. This was mildly worrying. I decided to investigate into what caused this incomprehensibly vast popularity. I traced it down to a specific point, and made a 'retaliation', if you will. And also, here is a model of St Basil's cathedral I made with Shane Wolfe and Julian Smithies. It was built around a disposable wineglass in a trivia night competition on Saturday, and we were disqualified for taking extra plasticine from empty tables and for showing off.
The winning model was a blob containing 20 dollars. 30th June '08
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